skinny pig

A hairless guinea pig. Sadly "created" for use in animal testing and now sold in pet stores.

Nice people don't buy skinny pigs or other animals from pet stores.

by xsenia January 12, 2005

Skinny Penis

A guy who takes off his clothes before having sex, leaving the dick out and expects the girl to start with no foreplay. This person is usually naive and watches way too much porn. A Skinny Penis can also entail selfishness and stupidity.
WOOHOO

"Did you here that he Skinny Penised her?"
"No way! I haven't met a Skinny Penis since highschool"

by Chanchaso February 14, 2018

skinny pablo

diet coke or diet pepsi

Man: what do you need?
woman: five skinny pablos please.

by h you January 4, 2009

Skinny Pants Dance

The movement to try to keep your skinnies on when they are too tight and keep falling down.

Bob: "What is that little dance she does after she bends down?"

Bill: "Thats her skinny pants dance. Forgive her, she's still trying to still fit into size 0."

by xlxTaShxlx April 8, 2010

skinny penius

A penius that is small and skinny.

Hey guys skinny penius here.

by NXTFighter November 16, 2017

Skinny Pedro

An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of tequila and cranberry juice. Named after how thicc Pedro Martinez was looking after Game 5 of the NLDS.

Those 7 skinny pedros last night fucked me up big time.

by CruelParsley October 11, 2019

Skinny pack

A skinny pack is when a person's body has barely any body mass and abdominals show.

A: Hey! Look at my six pack!

B: Dude.. That's a skinny pack..

by Pseudonuymm January 25, 2011