Blue Shell

A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item

"That Blue Shell was absolute bullshit!"
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you

by Cosmic. December 8, 2018

Sell your soul

To do anything, even something bad or dishonest, in return for money, power, respect, success, etc.

Never sell your soul to anybody and/or for anything. Always be true to yourself, your heart and your soul.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 21, 2004

jack skellington

King of Halloween Town. Brilliant, maniacal, soulful, with a singing voice to die for.

The embodiment of the phrase Dead Sexy

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never known.

Eureka! This year, Christmas will be ours!

by Tephers July 27, 2004

song selling

Song selling takes place when a singer-songwriter earns money in exchange for the rights to use his or her original music, often to a (more) famous, or up-and-coming, recording artist.

If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.

Why does song selling even exist? Any band or singer who is worth their weight can write their own songs.

by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015

Jibbly John on the Half Shell

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

by Jammich May 26, 2011

Selling

Choking, especially in a video game; making a dumb or unforced error; getting carried; being a bot; throwing

“Bro you’re selling so hard right now, my back hurts from carrying you so much”

by lil squelch April 30, 2020

The Tom Selleck

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

by Chris Langford June 1, 2007