skeeze

a ho, who's treated like a ho

if ya dress like a "skeezer" you're gunna get "skeezed"...

by joe2 August 29, 2005

skeeze

Verb - to try to pick up a girl but by being a total dirt ball in the process; a much more negative connotation than skeem; usually best used when followed with an "up"; when you say he's skeezing up on her it is also somewhat implying he is sneaking up on her; will go as far as to use some sort of date rape drug to get the girl alone with him

Look at that chaatch bag skeezing up all over that girl.
He's trying to skeeze up on that bitch.
How many girls have you skeezed on tonight?

by Jaiye March 14, 2006

skeeze

one that enjoys or excessively performs oral sex on males

"you hear what a skeeze liza is?"
"yea she gave head to half the football team"

by jro February 14, 2005

Skeeze

Someone who frequently fucks up and refuses to claim responsibility for their actions. A skeeze is often clumsy, ill-tempered, and will always leap at the opportunity to pass the title of skeeze on to someone else who fucks up (but will always fail in doing so because a skeeze usually fucks up seconds later).

Hey, you just spilled beer on me you skeeze!

by Squonk August 14, 2006

Skeeze

1. A person, almost always a woman, who enjoys the slutty side of life and makes sure other people notice. She generally goes after men who are hotter than her, so is always a nuisance at parties or in bars. She has no self-respect.

2. A combination of a sleaze and a skank.

1. This skeeze was all over me last night at the bar, she was so disgusting!
-Yeah man, I hate when a skeeze tries to get all up in my grill.

2. I don't know whether to call her a skank or a sleaze.
-oh, you mean a skeeze?

by Myke Myhell July 24, 2009

skeez

Scale, usually used for selling weed

- Yo this doesn't look like an eighth.
- Man, I'll skeez it in front of you.

by Heinze Ward March 28, 2008

Skeezing

A word combining skiing and steezy, steezyness and being steezy all in one definition/word. Skiing to be done with style and ease.

For even more effect on skeezing, go skiing without poles.

Or even more awesomeness to the word, and buttery with your sentence.

Tom Wallisch = Skier of skeezing. 'Nuff said broskis.

Dude lets go do some skeezing up at park city and do some buttery skeezy switch lincolns." "Fo sho broski, no poles though.

by Thebroskihoski March 09, 2011