invitations

The papers that hurt everyone who isn't invited

Them - Can you help me hand out invitations
Me - Sure, am I invited?!
Them -Um...
(Goes home and cries)

by CryingAllDay April 6, 2017

Personal Invitation

When someone asks you to do something by incinuation you need a personal invitation sent to for you to do it.

Hey BOB, can you start making a pot of coffee for the board meeting? (15 min later no pot of coffee) Bob! do you need a personal invitation? go make the damn coffee!

by Bradley Jordan January 10, 2009

Sanitation Fee

An administrative fee charged to clean up your shit.

I can take care of this for you, but I'll have to assess a Sanitation Fee.

by me123098 August 23, 2012

Passive-Aggressive invitation

inviting someone to do something knowing they will say no so that you look like the better person

I asked her to go to dinner with a passive-aggressive invitation. This way I'm trying and not the flaky one.

by Bananas23 November 24, 2015

engraved invitation

a specific request or plea to do something

Bringing your video games to school is an engraved invitation for trouble.

by Light Joker May 15, 2006

Sanitation

Noun: Someone who smells like ass and/ or is an ass.

Verb: Yo whats up. Used to start a conversation

Sam did not take a shower today and is stealing everyones food. He's being a real sanitation.

Tom: Sanitation
Bill: Hey dude wats up.

by vladison February 21, 2011

Accidental Invitation

When you're inviting individual friends to something, but other friends over hear you and ask to join, when you don't want them to.

Person 1: "Hey, Person 2, wanna go sledding tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sure."
Person 3: "Oh, cool, sledding! Can I come?"
Person 1: ".......Okay." (FUCK! I HATE PERSON 3, HE RUINS EVERYTHING! Accidental Invitation sucks!)

by Valley Marksman January 12, 2011