intentional irony

When someone does something ironic intentionally, usually for comic effect.

MSN conversation:

Jack: I love lolcat's.
Jill: Nice grammar geniu's.

John: I hate people who fail at English.
Mary: Me to. (intentional irony)

by silly_sawsage April 14, 2010

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

promises and plans must be put into action, or else they are useless.

They didn't mean to ruin your birthday party. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, they probably just wanted to help.

by PurpleDragonFire September 30, 2016

Intentional Walk

When an individual gives another a free pass to any base. Often a way of showing pity, but sometimes just an excuse for a horny person to get some.

Often, when an a person reaches a certain age and is still a virgin, another will give them an Intentional Walk.

by WalksALot October 1, 2011

Intentional Walk

When an individual feels pity for a fellow being and gives them a free pass to "first base".

Anna had felt so bad for Tyler that she gave him an Intentional Walk and kissed him by the lockers.

by D4Diggz September 24, 2011

Stention lead

Exstension lead

I more like need a stention lead to charge my cordless torch.

by Ian April 9, 2003

intense intention

Possessing an intention with frought meaning

Intense intention procures action and produces desirable results.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.

Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"

by Evadgib December 15, 2011