Stagulate

To take one's time. Stall.

We're going to be late if you continue to stagulate.
Quit stagulating!

by Valarie July 8, 2003

Singularity

N. Having computers operate at 10^17 operations per second, or teh speed of teh human brain. Acoording to Moore's law, this will be reached in 2025.

Do not fear Singularity!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2004

quantum singularity

n. 1: Like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name.

"Quantum singularity? Is that bad?"
"It's like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name."

by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004

swagulate

to release all your built up swag upon someone.

"awh dude, check that chick out.."

"tidy mate! watch me swagulate all over her!"

*strutts towards girl*

by CARFO December 12, 2010

Singularity

n. A point in societal evolution at which an infinite amount of development occurs within a finite space of time. After the Singularity there will be a unity of intention and action, of self and other, of thought and communication.

"The Singularity will occur, there is no stopping it. Embrace the darkness."

by Lyzzie April 28, 2008

Shengulate

To be greatly shocked or flaberggasted

He was shengluated when he founded out the truth

by S. Wu October 23, 2004

The Singularity

The singularity is the point in time where all girls who have instagram accounts link the their Onlyfans account. Or maybe instagram begins to offer a pay wall for x-rated content.

Dude we have almost reached the singularity. every girl I see on instagram links to her Onlyfans

by Rickwinter October 3, 2020