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Simpleton

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum
by Buttwipe steve December 2, 2018
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Simpleton

Someone who likes funny shoes and has a weird taste in music.
Person 1: hey dude, did you see Little wearing the Filas yesterday?
Person 2: yea dude he’s such a simpleton. I heard he also listens to Logic.
by Playboi Carti’s Sock June 11, 2020
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simpeating

A simp repeating everything a person who they are simping for is saying in order to gain their approval.
Extra points for pointing out their similarities.
Susie: "I think the movie was very boring"
Geoffrey: "Yes, I also think that the movie was very boring. We are so similar."
Peter: "Look at Geoffrey, he doesn't have an own opinion. He's always simpeating."
by teilzeitgeisterjäger December 6, 2021
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ignorant simpleton

a simple ton is a person who does not realize how dumb they are but are really dumb and immature.
T giggles is an ignorant simpleton, he knows nothing.
by burrman23 April 6, 2010
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Simpleton

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words
Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON
by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018
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Lucy Sumerton

The sweetest, smartest, most talented, beautiful girl on the face of the earth to the point where her friends are lucky to know her. :)
I like Lucy Sumerton. She's basically an angel.
by Definitely not Joseph:) November 4, 2019
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Somerton, Philadelphia

A little pocket of habitually corroding shit that will soon be completley overtaken by the lazy ass commy soviets. There used to be cool stores like toy trains and sports cards, but those damn hook nose russians destroyed that too. There was even hong kong super buffet, but now the russians forced their communism to equally represent all nations. Now thats my friends is Somerton. Oh yeah, also St. Christopher School and their brillo padded dictator force their tyranny and many atrocities upon the small innocent unassuming children, forcing them into a life of douchebaggery.
White American Citizen: Boy I sure like Somerton, Philadelphia.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.
by Danyloskyj69 January 14, 2010
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