Simile

A Comparison Of 2 Things By Using The Words ''As'' Or ''Like''.

Lily: I'm As Hungry As A Bear.
Mom: What Do You Mean?
Lily: It's A Simile.
Mom: Oh...

by Handle Here August 4, 2018

Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

semitic

Semitic is an adjective which in common parlance mistakenly refers specifically to Jewish things, while the term actually refers to things originating among speakers of Semitic languages or people descended from them, and in a linguistic context to the northeastern subfamily of Afro-Asiatic.

Both Arabs and Jews are semites.

by Anti-zionist April 27, 2005

simicide

Having so little in your life that you decide to end it all by buying The Sims 3 and playing until you waste away.

Giving your life over to a big brother type voyeuristic game with the knowledge that the more of a life you try to give the game, the less of a life you will have.

I was so bored with my life i decided to commit simicide, but my graphics card wasn't good enough.

by Roxy Firestorm June 12, 2009

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004

similar

alike but not identical

titties would be weird if one was not similar to the other

by Float September 7, 2003