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Get the simret mug.When a person, who is a Simp, in shameless glory declares; a non-existent, remedial, or irrelevant topic as defeated, solved, or won. Also when an ego-driven, yet, low-mentality person produces real world results, that are not up to standard expectations, and declares any basic victory as unique or divine predestination.
John Paul, a rich kid with no job, proudly declares he understands the entire medical profession because he skimmed an article, his simpressive character will create plenty of mocking chatter around the country club.
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Those two would be such a Mr. and Mrs. Simpre; they would go unbelievably well together. Such a power couple.
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Is it me or do these cornflakes taste....different?
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Hey Trevor, isn’t Rhianna being a such simpress to you? Yeah man, she is always spoiling me with stuff and won’t stop flirting with me, she’s definitely a simpress.
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