Sideline sugar donkey

1. A girl that is boot or fat that you stay away from when you try to fuck her hot freind.

2.The ugly freind in a group of girls that you will probably end up fucking when you are drunk as a result of all the others turning you down.

1. That chick Ashly with the huge tits came by my house the other day but she brought a sidline suger donkey with her.

2. Aw man im never dinking again!I was so shit faced that after the third girl turned me down i just got my dick sucked by that sideline sugar donkey!!

by Dirty-C February 12, 2005

sideline shower

When the shitty plumbing of your building causes the shower to only work at two temperatures: "boiling fucking hot" and "dick shriveling cold," causing you to have to stand to the side of the water stream and touch it really quickly just to clean yourself.

Fuck this seedy motel, the water is so god damn piss ass cold, I have to take a sideline shower unless I want my dick to shrivel up like a raisin.

by dudetagged September 25, 2009

Sideline Number

An disposable phone number one gives to acquaintances instead of ones actual phone number. Used to protect ones identity, reputation or to deflect unwanted advances at the club.

Popularized by RussDiemon's single, "Sideline Number"

I always give tinder dates my sideline number in case they turn out to be crazy!

by tacoraj March 23, 2017

sidelined

To be completely baked and wasted at the same time.

After two bowls of that purple kush and ten shots I was fuckin sidelined.

Nate and Dante were sidelined after they smoked two joints and finished off their Faderade.

by Gurkin January 5, 2008

Sideline Cigarette

the cigarette that you smoke after losing a game of beer pong

Damn dude we lost again. It's going to be like 2 hours before we get back on the table. Lets go smoke a sideline cigarette.

by houSTONER June 12, 2010

Sideline Chicks

A girl or girls that scout out/seek a guy like groupies. They are always watching him, and dig his style.

Tom: Girl forget about the sideline chicks, ain't nothin gonna interfere wit our relationship.

by Big-T-58 October 23, 2006

Sideline Simping

When a girl you like is in a relationship, so you stay friends until she is available. That is when you tag in and shoot your shot.

Her: "We have been fighting recently so I don't know, we might break up."

You: "I hope you can work it out. Just be careful, Celtic is totally sideline simping."

by SmollYeti November 30, 2021