Shyamalan

When someone fucks up doing something.

The director of the "Last Air Bender" Shyamalaned it.

by Shadowmech04 July 23, 2010

Shyamalan

A handjob with a twist right at the moment of climax. The result is painful and ruins a normally enjoyable experience, much like an M. Night Shyamalan film.

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Crazy bitch surprised me with a Shyamalan during a handy, fucked up my nut. It was worse than Airbender cause i couldnt get my $10 back.

by DisposablePal April 11, 2011

shyamal

greenery, as green as grass

The earth looks shyamal after the rains.

by Soma June 21, 2006

shalalee

Irish slang for dick, commonly accompanied by a suggestion of some sort of sucking.

leprechaun: "suck my shalalee and yee shall recieve a pot of golden Lucky charms."

by irishgodofsex December 12, 2008

Shyamalan twist

When a girl twists your cock by flicking her wrist during a handjob.

The reason behind the name is because famous movie director M. Night Shyamalan has lots of absurd twists at the end of his movies.

“Damn, Elsa gave a mean shyamalan twist last night”

by Twist it December 7, 2019

Shyamalaned

To create an absurd and unfitting hypothetical twist to a given situation, usually to annoy the person with whom you are conversing. Occasionally followed with a declaration of the act.

Shyamalanee: I heard Bill got real drunk last night.
Shyamalaner: ...or maybe his brain was actually replaced by Alien Zombies who have been living secretly in a hidden bunker in New Jersey for decades! You just got Shyamalaned!

by TheMarkO March 7, 2010

Shamalee

A warm hearted, lovely lady who loves to smile and laugh out loud. Get you Shamalee, you’ll never go wrong. One of a kind energy.

Monday Dinners at Shamalee’s is my favorite night !

by Simplemills November 28, 2021