yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation

"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"

by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009

Shnuckle

the accidental application of shit to ones knuckle while in the act of wiping ones ass.

"dude, what took you so long?" "Had a serious case of shnuckle, had to wash my hands for 5 minutes."

by The Normandy February 6, 2012

shucking the corn

To jack off/beat meat/fap/jerk

Billy was shucking the corn last night while I was asleep

by Coyl March 30, 2015

shluck

1. The suctioning sound of a penis while continuously penetrating the vagina.

2. At times used as an exclamation

1. Paul put his ear to the locked door of his parents bedroom and heard the noise "shluck shluck shluck" and immedietly knew what was going on. Thus, he was scarred for life.

2. "SHLUCK YEAH!"

by mue February 28, 2008

Clam Shucking

Placing and moving the head of your penis up and down between a females labia majora to lubricate and stimulate for preparation of penile insertion.

He started clam shucking his wife while she slept in hopes of having sex.

by Seafood Chef September 24, 2008

Shwack

To kill a person

We have to shwack them before they shwack us

by Porkchop Actual October 10, 2014

Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.

After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.

by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011