El Shronk

Someone who believes every definition from Urban dictionary

Someone says: „I forgot 💀” El Shronk: „Here is the link to the definition on Urban dictionary (and other shit)…”

by Not General August 25, 2021

Shlonk

V. To do anything.

Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.

- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh

- You put that shit on shlonk?

- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean

- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr

by VladimirShlonkenberry February 2, 2019

Shmonkey

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.

Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.

by James2968 June 10, 2011

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

Shwinkle

When a man or woman shits and tinkles at the same time

Man, I took a long shwinkle yesterday.

by Bill T. Johnson March 16, 2010

Shwock

An skill, activity or trait that somebody is particularly good at or has, and has gained recognition for doing so.

"Malcom is known for his stupid dolphin laugh. It's his shwock.

by NotEpicBlooFox August 30, 2015

Skwonky

Something that is not straight.

Man thats a skwonky line.

by Oldmangrey June 1, 2018