Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!
Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"
Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"
by playmeganplay November 6, 2010
I was shwasted last night.
by Akmartin October 4, 2020
a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).
Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED
by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020
When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone
I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know
by Akalordprettycampos May 5, 2016