on the shuffle

To be a master of avoiding basic daily assumed life tasks - like paying for lunch, working a full days work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 30, 2019

Shuffle

Shuffle. To have a wank. Male masturbation.
It is known as having a "5 knuckle shuffle". This is a term widely recognised in London England, as well as most other parts of the country.

I enjoy a nightly shuffle

by bazza7 February 12, 2009

Shuffled

Meaning that at a party if he/she got with a lot of girls/boys, they got shuffled.

Ex. "Man, Josh got shuffled last night."

"OMG! KELSEY GOT SHUFFLED LAST NIGHT!"

by crad3000 April 22, 2009

shuffle that

when someone tells u to "shuffle that" means that they are asking u to change watever ur doing.

I hate this song, shuffle that ting.

You always say the same stuff, shuffle that mouth of yours!

by Tim red June 28, 2005

shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Shuffles

When you have multiple songs stuck in your head that keep changing. Derived from the IPod's Shuffle option.

Dude, I've got The Beatles, Led Zepplin, and Lady Gaga stuck in my head.
Looks like you've got a case of the Shuffles.

by Nacho Mouse May 17, 2011

shuffle on

Verb, intransitive.
For a song or even movie clip to "shuffle on" is for it to appear on a randomised playlist (which is said to be "shuffled").

See also shuffle

Hey, Rock and Roll lifestyle just shuffled on (past tense of shuffle on), I love that song!

by crabbadon July 6, 2007