Old Shroud

A disparaging remark directed to an older or aging women. Also refers to a younger woman that performs lame actions such as: going to bed early, not drinking enough, or being a party pooper.

As a man ages he develops old balls, as a woman ages she develops an old shroud.

"She has an old shroud"

by Dr. Johnson Mac February 9, 2010

Turin Shroud

The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.

Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.

..."better throw the covers back over, don't want your mother seeing the Turin Shroud!"

by woofbarkdonkey June 2, 2011

Shroud

Word on the street is he has an extremely fat cock

"bro did you see how big that guy's bulge was?" "Yeah, I think his name is Shroud

by randomusername1169 May 4, 2019

shroud

no scope god

shroud are you out of your mind 17 hp no scopin- ninja

by lilFortnite March 21, 2018

shroud syndrome

When you don't get adrenaline from playing game's anymore

Bro I feel desolate when I game I think I have shroud syndrome

by Hypxr January 22, 2020

Shroud

The kid you killed on pubg and got you banned for streamsniping

"Ur banned on pubg?"
"I killed shroud..."

by Dustycat March 11, 2018

Shrouded Ghost

REDACTED

The Shrouded Ghost does not exist. Anyone who has claimed to see it is a paid actor

by Aubergine Dave July 26, 2021