sheveled

Feeling tired as fuck from shoveling anything for a long period of time. Snow, dirt, whatever...

My grandma invited me and my friends over during a snow storm for hot chocolate. i didn't know we'd leave so sheveled...

by Nerd brigade January 12, 2021

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

shrinkled

means a combination of shrivled and wrinkled. it's kinda a little of both and just came out of my mouth one night.

that apple is really shrinkled!

by Smeagol January 22, 2005

Dis- Shoveled

Looking terrible.

Oh, Samii, you look dis- shoveled!!

by Faggetyanne July 10, 2010

shrivelled penis

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

Shrivel-pig

An uncircumcised, infected penis

He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!

Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!

by Boymom0406 September 23, 2019

shrivle

A shrivle is either one or all of the below:
1. A slut
2. Sex-Obsessed
3. A girl who tries too hard

Friendly version:
1. A girl constantly talking with their friends about a guy who they want to have sex with.

"Shay, do not worry about it, she is just a shirvle!"

"I need Booty!" the girl exclaimed, "You shirvle," Her friend replied.

Friendly Version:
"Okay wodie have fun on your date, ya shrivle!"

by Zany Shay February 28, 2005