Simpy Shrimpy

A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.

Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.

by spray.cheese April 29, 2022

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly rad, or mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025

Shrimpy

A person with an abnormally large penis. Used as an ironic name, like calling a fat guy "Tiny".

"Woah, thats at least 9 inches. Now I get why you don't mind them calling you Shrimpy"

by Captain_Thunderpants July 4, 2017

Big shrimpy

Is the definition of a guy who loves to drink a lot of beer, gets peed on by girls he doesn't want to sleep with and gets super pink while sauna bathing.

- Hey isn't that Erik?
- Yeah but he goes by the name of Big shrimpy
- Oh okay, makes sense..

by Sanalia June 2, 2017

Shrimpis

A dick thats so small, its the size of a shrimp.

Guy 1: "Yeah, he definitely has a shrimpis with that attitude."

Guy 2: "yeah, no wonder why he never pulls. "

by EMORYHUSK May 12, 2024

shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021

Shrimpy shag

When you give a nice guy a chance and he lets you down, biblically speaking. Waste of time, unsatisfying sex.

“When it’s not the big hulking meaty burrito you were craving”

Stacy: How was your date last night?!
Stacy’s mom: Total shrimpy shag..can’t believe I let him inside the house (and me). He just seemed soo nice! Sorry girl, no step dad for you.. yet.

by Loscantaritosburritos March 17, 2024