by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022
Our one true God. He has the power to sneak into our house at night and butt-rape us. As they say, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. He has a monstrous penis that will penetrate your sphincter, and large hands that will spread yo cheeks like butter. He has a sexy onion aroma, and a soothing Scottish accent. It is said that he will kill anyone that does not show respect towards him, you've been warned. He also despises Fortnite and loves Despacito 11.
by J-to the Dizzle January 19, 2019
An all powerful being. He is life, he is life. The sexiest creature to exist. Shaggy couldn’t beat him using all of his power.He is also Aurora’s husband.
by WHY R ALL DA GOOD NAMES TAKEN April 09, 2019
by chounky March 13, 2019
Shrek is our smexy thicc lord. Shrek is love, shrek is life. Shrek enjoys thy onions. Most fanpeople of the shrek are planning to kill his wife to take shrek for oursel- Hail the Shrek
by toast._.kathen May 16, 2019
Shrek is HELLA HOT, MY DUDE! Would you smash, I'd for SURE smash that! He is dummy thicc and fine af, just look at his green sexy bald head, and those big manly hands. Mmm yeah.
by bowskis June 22, 2019
I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed. “Shrek is love.”, I say. “Shrek is life.” My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now and my face hurts. I am very cold. I felt a warmth moving towards me. I felt something touch me. It’s shrek. I’m so happy. He whispers in my ear, ”This is my swamp.” He grabs me with his mighty ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees. I’m ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. He looked him straight in the eye and said “It’s all ogre now.” Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by ShrekIsLove_23 June 25, 2020