shmeckle

a penis

I am creating shmeckle juice.

by theoddanimations shmecker January 11, 2018

Doolally Shmeckle

A common term used to define a young Eastern Atlantic man who is able to walk and run using nothing but a prolapsed anus and a can of beans.

Yo, stop being such a Doolally Shmeckle fam - that ain't lit lmao lol

by 5shmecklesplease February 15, 2019

shmeckle

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

shmeckle dwarfed

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

ryan sheckler

One of the HOTTEST pro skaters out there! Currently 17, and has his own show, Life of Ryan on MTV. He turned pro at age 13 in that same year he won a gold medal at the X games.

A skating prodigy.
A hot skater.

Wow look at that kid he is a natural....a ryan sheckler.

Whoa that skater is so hot... he reminds me of ryan sheckler.

by sheckygirl November 8, 2007

shreckled

when you absolutely obliterate somebody so bad that they cry like a little bitch

for example you beat someone at cup pong in one turn, you say get shreckled

by shrek and shaggy October 9, 2019