diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit

The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.

by SickFiend May 23, 2016

Shrapnel Cars

A term used to describe the erratic driving behavior of old women and minorities after they have been passed very closely on the highway by a motorcycle moving somewhere between 120-190mph. This erratic driving puts the following motorcyclists in the group at risk because the drivers of the cars then slam on their branks, veer into different lanes, and sometimes even faint at the wheel. It has proven to be fatal in some cases.

Matts an ass hole he keeps splitting the lanes at 150 leaving me to dodge 15 shrapnel cars in his wake.

Did you hear that John died the other week?
Yea Matt left shrapnel cars all over I-95 for him. He dodged two old ladys but the haitian got him in the end

by shrapnel cars April 28, 2010

shrapnel

Loose change, all that remains of your coffers after a very long drinking binge at your local

Stone me! I went out with a monkey last night and all got left is shrapnel and doner kebab stains!

by flatley June 13, 2005

ass shrapnel

The little bits of feces, toilet paper, string, and other flak that collect in a man's ass crack.

His fart wasn't enough to clear out all of the ass shrapnel that had collected during the week.

by TazCat March 31, 2004

Penis Shrapnel

the result of the male penis getting overly excited and thus causing a nuclear explosion
inside the tip of the male penis, much like a warhead. when this rare occurance happens, the tip of the
penis litterly propels off of the penis shaft moving at excess speeds of 1000 mph, trailin behind a
mixture of blood and penile juices. having contact with any of the tissue and/or fluids is extremely fatal

Imran still gets pelted with large amounts of penis shrapnel from taliban people.

by Imran CARRRRRRRRRR January 31, 2005

Shrapnel

The debris left on the underside of the toilet seat from the intense back splash in the toilet bowl from a loose bowel movement.

Dude...that chili dog went right through me man...shrapnel went flying everywhere!

Dude...next time you get IBS clean the shrapnel from under the seat!

by skyeyeimages June 14, 2009

Shrapnephobia

Shrapnephobia is the fear of metallic or sharp metallic objects.

Commonly feared objects of Shrapnephobia:

-Knives

-Razor blades

-Paper clips

-Screws

-Nails

-Wire

-Barbed wire

-Silverware

-Any metal object with an edge

by ZenDominus September 2, 2009