Shlanked

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

shplabe, shplabing, shplabed

A full ounce of cum excerting from the penis, the act of. It must land in a females ass or a male ass for it to be considered "shplabing" or to be "shplabe".

Thats so much shplabe

You just shplabed all over her

by Bam Yonders November 15, 2004

shacked

A state of crazy drunkeness. Most definately the best result of drinking. While being shacked, a person's inhibitions are left at the door. Because of this, getting laid is a very easy task. Bottom line: getting shacked is the best state of drunkeness.

A group of Matt, Vince, Brandon, Blake: So who's ready for the party tonight?

Matt: I am, I haven't gotten drunk in a long time, it's gonna be awesome.

Vince: It should be pretty great...I hope it's chill.

Brandon: Yea, it should be good. If not, we'll just bring the party back to my house.

Blake: I don't give a fuck, it's gonna be epic. I just wanna get Shacked!

by Indentured Servant September 26, 2006

Splached

To regally expel.

I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.

by Ovulatron January 11, 2009

shacked

1. to be super stoned after smoking some dank weed.
2. when your eyes get really red after some dank nug.

1. "im soo shacked after that last J."
2. "dude you should use some eye drops, your eyes are shacked."

by Stephen c February 1, 2008

spacked up

Where you snort too much cocaine and you look fit for a wheel chair

I had 5 lines last night and i felt spacked up

by Claypole January 30, 2017

I've slacked tech

When an employee has not done the job requested and makes an excuse suggesting that they have taken approriate action while actually only sending ephemeral digital communicatios

I haven't done the presentation you asked for because my laptop is not working. I've slacked tech but they haven't responded yet

by igbceo November 8, 2022