Skeet Stouche

Semen spread across the upper lip that forms a "moustache" made of ejaculate.

" I pulled out my cock and released my load over her top lip, producing a thick Skeet Stouche"

by corndog1111 May 17, 2016

Hit the slouches

1. Hit the slouches means that you are going to sleep.
2. Hit the slouches can also mean to literally hit a person slouching. It is a form of punishment and discipline.

I'm tired i think that I am going to hit the slouches.

by Amze n Zak August 3, 2021

swouche

To take a wisk of generally strong Russian vodka, or sometimes Listerine, and forcibly hose it into the depths of the vaginal abyss of a female, hence rendering your mouth a makeshift douchebag, or in this case a swouchebag.

Emily Cronin's vaginal chasm had once again filled itself with moderately sized fungal colonies, and I offered to swouche it for her and rid it of its live cultures.

by Fletcher, Grandson of Genghis May 16, 2007

souche

Someone who acts like an entertaining jerkoff. Also, could be someone who is arrogant and is a jerk playing video games.

"Dang, that sniper is talking smack over teamspeak, he is such a souche!"

by Raymond J. A. Davison December 17, 2007

souche

One who is a super douche.

- Hey, do you know Martino?
- Yeah, he's such a souche.

by ihartbuttpirate69 April 24, 2011

spouche

when someone acts like a faggot, a douche, a queer, a loser and tries to act like cool with american eagle hats, and shark week necklaces, its commonly known to act like a "Sam Palmer" so they shortened the name to a SPouche......

that kid is such a sam palmer

that kid is such a spouche

by FPmessi10 December 3, 2011

stouche

stupid douche
Doesnt work

Man This Is A Stouche

by Rory and Andrew And Renn June 24, 2004