In the ghetto, someone might refer to a cheap drink as a short dog, most likely a two dollar silo of beer or something similar.
by Rollo Tomasi February 9, 2005
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by D. Gould October 18, 2008
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Get the short dick man mug.An insulting term used in exteme cases. Like when someone REALLy needs to be taught a lesson on how to cuss someone out
Person one: You suck.
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then
by heartsluv January 15, 2010
Get the short dick bitch fuck mug.A short dick man is an entitled dude that cannot bare to let his toxic masculinity get brutally and utterly butt-fucked by principals of femininity and aspects of love. He comes off as a real douche and will do anything to ensure his friends know that he is not about that soft life. He often radiates fuckboy vibes which is what you would expect, hence his lack of personality corresponds to the lack of dick that he has.
Samantha: Why can't we cuddle Mitch?
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!
by CylinderB00bs October 11, 2020
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