shorty

a short piece of cat5 cable used to connect two devices that are of close proximity

ill sent you the pics over lan, I'll connect with a shorty

by Bowen_121 April 7, 2008

shorty

a girl, usually attractive.

yo shorty lrt me holla at you for a second

by shaunaty May 13, 2005

Shortie

The smaller bottles of alcohol you can buy that come in 375 ml size.

My baby mommy hit me up for cash this week so I didn’t have enough for a full bottle so we gonna have to get jacked off this shortie instead.

by Bourbonwanderer August 31, 2019

shorty

A term contrived by some asshole or group of assholes to mean a sexy or attractive female.

A term I wouldn't ever use to describe a girlfriend, close female companion or a desirable female of whom I'd like to get better acquainted with.

I buy mah shorty diamonds and call her shorty because she is very sexy yet has the brains of a turtle and thinks shorty is a cute adorable term instead of what it really is. Another mindless slang invented by people that live their lives in dance clubs.

by IhateAkon. May 12, 2007

shorty

A spiteful term used to address a vertically challenged human being.

Hey shorty, how's the weather down under?

by Hott Soup December 10, 2008

shorty

Another name for a snipe -- that is -- a cigarrette that's been extinguished in an ashtray (or by other means) that's still long enough to be smokeable. You can also harvest the tobacco out of shorties, put the tobacco in a plastic baggie, and use it to make a rollie (two shorties should yield sufficient tobacco to make one rollie).

{Homeless guy}: Hey Stan! Check that sand urn in front of the municipal building; I hear that a lot more than just a single shorty can be gotten there -- in fact, a lot of snipes should be in there after lunchtime!!!

by Telephony August 27, 2012

shorty

a cigarette, or the last few drags on a friend's cigarette.

"yo lemme get dat shorty, dawg"

by Cryptic Josh November 11, 2013