shortcat

Longcat's evil twin brother. Usually found hiding in the small-sized fry wrappers at places such as McDonalds.

Now for my fr... OMGZORS!!11!!1 SHORTCAT IS IN MY FRIZORS!!11!!!1!!!one

by Coljzors July 22, 2008

shortcuts bitch

someone who uses custom icons with shortcuts on iPhones to theme their phone

ayoooo she's a shortcuts bitch

by NovaHEV October 30, 2022

Shortcuck

When the dwarves gather for their annual cucking. Usually occurs during the summer months as the dawrves hide during the winter.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna hang this weekend?
Guy 2: sorry I got my family’s big ol shortcuck.

by ChaoticWanderer April 2, 2019

shartcut

When you take the quicker way home even though it goes through some sketchy neighborhoods because you're about to fill your pants.

I would rather risk my life taking a shartcut through Grove Street than risk my britches going home the long way, bro.

by Deathrea November 20, 2020

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

shortcat

When your cat is randomly walking all over your keyboard and finds keyboard shortcuts you never even knew existed.

The cat deleted some files on my desktop today just sitting on the keyboard! What a shortcat!

by Ithomash January 17, 2013

shortcurves

pure sex. brought to you by the youth of jackson nj.

i am part of the shortcurves crew, you are not, for that you must kiss my converse.

by john. June 4, 2003