Strawberry Shortcake

A broke bitch.

Strawberry = a really sweet girly girl
Shortcake = short on cake (which means money)

Friend: Omg I literally hate her she's so f*cking pretty
Me: Yeahhh but I heard through the grapevine she's a real strawberry shortcake....

by blanco_fifteen November 21, 2019

Shortcake Time

The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.

It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.

by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017

Shortcation

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

by tomco June 18, 2014

Shortcake

a nickname of one of the coolest people in the world

also including rainbow, gingersnapp, oreo, and chocolate chip

shortcake, from the irrisistble sweets, definately should be blonde

by <3Gingersnapp<3 January 28, 2009

strawberry shortcaked

When you ejaculate on a womens face, then punch her in the face to give her a bloddy nose.

After bangimg Jenny, bill gave her a strawberry shortcaked

by Demonad123 April 21, 2018

shortcaking

When you're in between the dating stage and the friends with benefits stage and you occasionally go out on "date-like" events but with no real intention of ever dating the other person

"So what are you and Bob now?" asked Stacey. "Oh, we're shortcaking, cuz you now, i'm not into that dating lifestyle," said Carla.

by Glaige July 7, 2015

starwberry shortcake

A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.

I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.

by marissa bauer April 2, 2005