tall man- short man

The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.

Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...

Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.

Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!

Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*

by ladeeda777 August 22, 2011

short dick man

chris

chris has a small penis he is a short dick man

by kenny webster December 17, 2008

Short dick man

A short dick man is an entitled dude that cannot bare to let his toxic masculinity get brutally and utterly butt-fucked by principals of femininity and aspects of love. He comes off as a real douche and will do anything to ensure his friends know that he is not about that soft life. He often radiates fuckboy vibes which is what you would expect, hence his lack of personality corresponds to the lack of dick that he has.

Samantha: Why can't we cuddle Mitch?
Mitch: Cuddling throws off my vibe. I don't want the lads to think I am a softie
Samantha: We are over! You are a SHORT DICK MAN!

by CylinderB00bs October 11, 2020

man shorts

guy shorts that girls wear, only cool when authentic (IE bought in the guys department or stolen from a boyfriend or something). mad comfortable, makes me not wanna wear female shorts anymore.

i bought new man shorts at the mall last week, and people were looking at me kinda funny when they saw me browsing the guy's department. man shorts rock!!!

by rainynights447 August 30, 2005

Short Bosnian Man

A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.

Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!

by Professional Racist April 4, 2022

man shorts

a pair of shorts with a really low crotch. used especially when a girl is wearing them.

Haha! Diana's wearing her man shorts again!

by Kate Templar August 23, 2005

Short Korean Man Syndrome

Short Korean Man (SKM) Syndrome is a mental disease characterized by a short man of Korean descent who lives in his own fantasy world. The short Korean man believes he knows what is best for others because he posses a supreme mind with vast intellectual powers, when in fact he does not and impacts those around him negatively. He rarely leaves his living quarters and surronds himself with those who will listen to his delusional beliefs. The inferiority complex stems from being both short and Korean.

Prime examples of those who suffer from SKM are:
Kim Il-sung
Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-un
Alex Ahn

short korean man syndrome inferiority complex delusional

by Not a short Korean man :) June 24, 2013