Shoedini

An individual who pulls a disappearing act from a great night out, because their heels are uncomfortable. The act of "disappearing” due to shoe discomfort.

Where's Sarah? She's pulled a shoedini.

by Franko5 August 29, 2018

stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

Showed Her My Dick

The art and process of being somewhere at some point in time, and showing her your dick.

Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.

by Mr.FancyPants December 26, 2008

Soledads

Nickname for a subset of men who are fathers who are incarcerated at Soledad State Prison.

We have a special group of loving fathers here called Soledads who are striving to be there for their sons and daughters, even though they are inside and physically apart from them right now.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

Shoedying

To procrastinate.

"Are you writing your essay, Rosemary?"

"No, I've been shoedying by defining the term 'shoedying' on Urban Dictionary at 3am."

by BeardedLady May 7, 2009

Shoedouche

A home-made shoe cleaning solution for the funkiest of smelling shoes

i walked into my sisters room, and to my suprise came a big wiff of some of the funkiest shoes and i said, "man, girl go get a shoedouche!!"

by J.Kay October 11, 2011

shledankled

The act of getting wrecked, owned, destroyed ect.

Man, that kid just got shledankled!

by pkatt November 2, 2014