Absolutely the best fucking person ever. He may get hurt over and over again, but he’ll do the right thing and be there for everyone. He has your back no matter what. He’s so fucking cute and has such a way with words. His big dick is irresistible and will treat every girl the way she wants to be treated. He’ll eat out your tits and make you feel so good. No matter how hot or how amazing other girls are, he’ll see the good in only one particular chick, and he’ll do anything to keep her smiling. If you are that girl, do not lose him, or you will never find a man like him again. He’s funny, hot, smart, and has a big dick. Shoaib makes the most adorable faces to make you laugh, what more could a girl want? You might have your ups and downs with Shoaib, but he’s the one and only legend.
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Shoaib’s so dope he hit me up with $100 just because!
My best friend is Shoaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
Shoaib’s so dope he hit me up with $100 just because!
My best friend is Shoaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
by BigManReal March 29, 2019
Get the Shoaib mug.A term for "shitter cloints" in the online phone game of Golf Clash. Due to demanding kids, nagging spouses, and numerous other real world crap a clasher has to deal with on a daily basis, a common place to play is on the shitter, far away from all these worldly distractions. So when you happen to win a match while dropping a deuce, you accumulate shoints. It is theorized that most cloints earned in the game are in fact shoints.
Did you see all the cloints Law racked up yesterday? I bet he cancelled all of his appointments for the day and decided to just rack up shoints. There's no better place to play Golf Clash than on the shitter!
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