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shmople

A word that can be used for anything!
Wow, what a jerk.he has been acting so shmopley lately.
Everytime I think about him, I get a shmopley feeling in my stomach.
Wow,that's a shmople.
His hair is looking shmopley today.
by popsicle shopp December 14, 2010
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SIMPLiFe

A combination of SIMPLIFy and LiFe used for the movements involved in downshifting, simple living, degrowth, and anti-consumerism.
I realize that my carbon footprint is to big and I'm going to SIMPLiFe.
by Hairy Ninja September 30, 2012
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simplifered

To dumb things down or make things easier
Instead of showing my cousin something complicated, I showed him in a simplifered way.
by Randowordmaster April 6, 2021
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Shmoolie

A man who is mutated and unstable, will do anything to get what his crazy ass desires, will try to fuck your animals
Man watch out, here comes the Shmoolie!”
by Peepeeapoo December 14, 2021
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Shmolie

A lazy piece of shit full of big dick energy with a 2 inch defeater.
Danny is such a shmolie I hope he never shows up to the party unless he comes in shmolie fashion with that chip and dip.
by Hakamajeen August 30, 2022
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Shoplifter vibes

Shoplifter vibes: When someone in a store acts suspiciously—scruffy unwashed appearance, possibly signs of substance abuse or withdrawal, carrying empty bags, wearing bulky coats in warm weather, moving too fast, and avoiding eye contact—prompting staff or security to take notice.
Lee: Bruv, every time I go to the shops, the staff keep looking at me funny.

Frank: Bruv, maybe you're just paranoid. Or, you know, maybe you give off shoplifter vibes, LOL.

Lee: Maybe bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese February 9, 2026
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Shoplifting

Well, REE-lon and CuckerJew are allowed to do it so why can't everybody else, right?
Hym "Shoplifting is ALLOWED if you're REE-lon or KikerJew no 8 over there. That is exactly what they did too! I'm like Red Bull and YOU RETARDED ASSHOLES walked into the gas station that is Urban Dictionary and you snatched the Summer edition white peach Red Bull out of the coller and then ran out with it. What is the difference between Ree-lon and the people robbing those stores? BLACK. BLACK is the difference but APPARENTLY the white, retarded, nepotistic offspring if rich people don't have to live by the same standards. WHICH IS THE THING I SAID! I said that was the case about what was happening with the other retard! That's why I'm here! It isn't threatening your kids. It isn't anti-semitism. It's the retards. They have a retard coalition. They're all retarded but it's happening."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2025
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