Shookered

The moment when you're triggered but also shook.

Person 1: Dude I am shookered by what happened to the election results.

Person 2: Dude honestly same, I can't believe a cheeto puff-looking man is running our country.

Person 1: I know :"(

by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 13, 2016

Shmamered

When you can't decide if you're totally smashed or just hammered.

I am completely shmamered I don't know if I'm hammered or just smashed.

by Jaimexoxo December 17, 2017

Shmammered

To be belligerently drunk or hammered while also being higher than the sky itself to make for a great time.

I was so shmammered after all of that shit we did last night.

by Chunkymilk123 June 5, 2018

Shmammered

When you are not just hammered, but you can barely stand up and speak in complete sentences, then you are SHMAMMERED!

Did you see that guy at the German beer fest leaning against the tent pole all night? That dude was Shmammered!!

by Chicago60618guy March 11, 2022

Shmammered

So shit faced + hammered = shmammered

Last night I was so shmammered I fell down a fucked up my wet dream

by Sick_sick_1_sinner666 September 14, 2022

Shmammered

When your so drunk your smashed and hammered all at the same time!

Motherfucker I’m fucking Shmammered and it’s only. Fucking 8 a.m in the morning hahaha!

by ^^OklahomaRedhottrod^^ January 17, 2023

Smu-Smookered

Drunk. Wasted. Intoxicated. Smashed.
Invented by Timothy while smu-smookering.
Smu-Smorshkin is the alchohol that gets you smu-smookered

Im gonna get Smu-Smookered tonight with Alisha.

by Croberts88 April 6, 2009