shmeetbog

a verb, always spoken in a thick Russian accent, to suggest a dirty sexual act. To "shmeetbog" means to get down with,(i.e. to fuck the shit out of, to get nasty with. It is not shmeetbog without the Russian accent--this is imperative.

"Damn girl, I'd shmeetbog that one all day and all night...he's a cutie"

by sexyrusssianblondie420 February 26, 2009

shwefting

Talking to someone in a club with the intention of sleeping with them.

Girl: did you see her shwefting?

Girl: yeah she was terrible

by Legend995 May 3, 2010

Shtexting

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

by Afcancelt October 4, 2011

Shmegington

Schmidt from New Girl yells "oh snap, shmegington" in response to Winston.

A word that means everything, and nothing.

Believe in the shmegington.

Oh snap, shmegington

by Shmegington 2024 May 7, 2022

Sheating

Eating while taking a shit.

I love sheating, infact, last night I ate half a pizza while taking a crap.

by DJIVB February 2, 2012

Sheening

The new Meme for "Winning".

Dude, Mike is totally Sheening!

by BoomBoom4u April 2, 2011

shmelting

The melting feeling you get when you are under the influence of marijuana.

Look at him over there shmelting away.

by Better than you school since 1855. September 10, 2006