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shmee

an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.
"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"
by Shmurtis April 19, 2009
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A misspelling of the character Smee from the Peter Pan stories. It could also be Smee's name spoken by one with a lisp.
lulz. I love the scene from the 1991 movie Hook, when Shmee says, "Shmee! Shmee! Shmee. What about Shmee? Shmee's me. What about me?"
by Was_Abi February 26, 2011
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a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.
person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!
by shmeeemerrr October 12, 2007
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Any type of feline, usually a domesticated house cat.
Jane has a cute shmee named Fat Joe. He looks like his brother, Jerald.
by P-town homie September 26, 2006
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Shmee

A replacement word. Often used similarly to the way one uses "thing" to describe an object who's name has been temporarily forgotten. Unlike "thing" however, when using "Shmee" a positive connotation is given to the speakers forgetfulness.

Shmee is often accompanied by a short description of the intended object, or simply defined by where the speaker is pointing.
Bob has a Brainfart and forgets what a wrench is. (just for a second)

Without the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that thing right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this thing? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the thing!"

Sally: You forgot what a wrench is called?

Bob your pathetic.
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With the use of Shmee:
"Bob: Hey bro, can ya hand me that Shmee right over there *points to wrench*

Bro: Yeah! you mean this Shmee? *picks up wrench*

Bob: Yup thats the Shmee!"

Sally: Hey Bob, after your done with that Shmee, wanna come help me with my Shmee over here? ;)

now don't that just sound sexy... ^_^
by Ubar Saroyan March 12, 2011
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a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.
"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"
by emily69 October 19, 2012
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A power word/sound uttered accompanied by a retarded face which one uses as they touch another, causing said person touched to orgasm uncontrollably. can be used if sex fails, trying to bribe someone, being held hostage at gun point. there is a small lapse in time before effect, allowing the touched to wonder wtf? why are they touching me, making that stupid face and retarded sound? after "shmee" has taken effect those touched will drop whatever they are doing and begin to writhe in absolute ecstasy. Especially useful for those being threatened, giving them time to be escape from danger. The Brohirrim (a group of gents from brampton ontario) are currently the only able to use this mystical power
Ice gelatin vendor- " your green iced gealtin will cost you $3 sir.

One with the power of "shmee"- "$3 you say? that price seems a little steep for such a small amount of iced gelatin"

Iced gelatin vendor- "i apologize sir but all our prices are fixed"

One with the power of "shmee"-*SHMEE*

iced gelatin vendor-"DEAR GOD...OH..DEAR...GOD... I believe that gelatin is actually only $1 sir.

One with the power of "Shmee"- "thank you"
by Danicus1212 January 28, 2007
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