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shallow

The act of judging people by their looks, monetary status, clothes or car, rather than looking deep inside at their heart, personality, etc.
by Louie January 4, 2005
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shallow end of the gene pool

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.
In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.
by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
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Shallow Throat

The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.
I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"
by andy1 June 8, 2005
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Shalloween

the elaborate, costume-like preprations undergone when a group of girls gets dressed and puts on outrageous levels of makeup and perfumed body mist for a party.
"I can't take a shower, it's Shalloween in our dorm bathroom right now."
by teapartyanimal September 14, 2009
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shallow

A term that is massively overused. It usually means a man/woman who only judges by looks and not by personality.

Many ugly girls consider guys shallow just because they get turned down by them and vice versa. A lot of ugly guys think girls are shallow because they get turned down. But neither of these are true.

The true example of shallow is when a guy/girl base someone's personality on how they look. If you're confused read below.
I was hanging out with my friend the other day who is quite a bit better looking than me (I'm not ugly, he's just hot I guess). So he and I are hanging out with this girl from school and I decide to test something.

Early that day I tell her a joke and she kind of laughs. So about 6 hours later, I have my friend tell her the exact same joke, word for word and she cracks up like it's the funniest thing she's ever heard.

Apparently the same exact joke was funnier when told by him, just because he's better looking. Avoid girls/guys like that at all cost.
by LAJ July 8, 2005
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shallowficial

A term used to describe any individual who manages to simultaneously carry on the traits of shallowness AND superficiality.

Someone whose character is marked by an absence of any quality depth while defining what little personality they possess by material or other insubstantial means.
Ace: You know that guy Brian in accounting?

Gary: You mean Brian Peppers?

Ace: No, dumbass. He's cool.

Gary: Oh -- you mean the dude who ALWAYS wears Polo shirts and talks about his Benz like he's the $hit?

Ace: Yeah - him. That's one shallowficial cat.

Gary: F that JBag. Let's go to Taco Bell and get a Grande meal.
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Shallow chesting

When someone’s penis is so far down another throat, it reaches the chest.
“Dude I was getting a BJ from this chick, and my dick went so far down we were shallow chesting

Who the fuck are you?”
by Naltica December 16, 2020
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