photo sharking

The act of secretly taking pictures of someone without their knowledge and uploading it to Facebook. Usually with a sarcastic remark, or worst, no caption...letting the image speak for itself.

I was photo sharking the freaks at WalMart today. I can't believe some people actually leave the house looking like that.

by jabber jaws January 22, 2011

shlocking

The act of projecting objects out of a moving vehicle. Preferably Hugs, slurpees, or McDonald's sweet tea. The cheaper liquid the better.

Dude let's go shlocking in the heights! Okay, but Phil's driving this time.

by the shlockman September 25, 2013

shleeking

To chop off your penis and eat as if it were a cucumber.

Mack cried when he was tortured by shleeking.

by AG and FM February 16, 2008

Shlogging

The act of defecating in a sock, putting it in water, and beating someone with it.

derived from "shit-logging"

Josh was shlogging Garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

sharking

To forcefully pull a woman's skirt up/blouse off, without her consent, to expose her womanhood. Typically filmed with perpetrators face blurred.

-Skirt sharking is extremely popular in Japan whereas blouse sharking is prominent in parts of Europe.

Hey, I saw this really disturbing video online the other day, it's called sharking and all these guys do is run around and rip women's clothing off. You feel bad for these girls...but so good???

Example: do a "Google" for "japanese skirt shark"

by MaudsClaud February 25, 2010

shower-sharking

Shower-sharking: Looking for deviant sex in community showers by mentally ill perverts I.E. the gym or military training facilities.

Ktard was kicked out of the military for shower-sharking and licking the debris off the shower drains.

by Coolguy Canuck August 16, 2016

land sharking

a girl spreads her arms acros a wall thrusting her ass in the opposite direction, while a guy in the other end of the room has his arms above his head, in the shape of a shark fin, humming the "jaws" theme song. Then as fast as he can he sprints to the other end of the room and pelvic thrusts his dick into her ass, hoping he doesn't miss.

special fetures in 40 year old virgin. "land sharking"

by Jake Erenstoft August 16, 2006