Schlong Donger

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.

1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.

by BroBuster June 14, 2021

Schlong Dongler

Someone who uses a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

Schlong Dongler

A user of a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

Anti-Schlong Dongler

Woman

Max: "Stacy is an Anti-Schlong Dongler"

by TheDobbi March 9, 2024

Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

Schlongdonging

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

by TakeABite May 22, 2015

shlongdonger

Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.

"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"

by Arnold Gigglemunch December 1, 2009