shlong

The male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!

Not jokin but did u see Jason before in the showers! He had a cunt of a shlong!

by jason wearmouth December 29, 2008

shlong

A LOOOOOOOOONG DICK that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins

VIRGIN GIRL:"That guy has a shlong, RUN!"

by Jotaku December 22, 2004

shlong

A large wang, penis, knocker, rocket, rod, cock, dick, pecker, tally wacker, male gozonga,

Hey bitch want to suck my shlong ho!

by SHlong sucker 2000 May 16, 2003

shlong

it means a dick i cant believe you didnt know that

Tom: Do you like shlong ?

Mary: Yes, i like it in my mouth.

by nbsaibot June 25, 2009

shlong

A long penis, commonly associated with straight men.

Brad wipped his shlong out but Angelina couldn't fit all of it in her mouth.

by immature May 01, 2006

shlong

1) a long penis. opposite of "shlort"

kudos to Russell Peters

Girl 1: "man my boyfriends dick is such a shlong!"
Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky!!!"

by snakeye February 20, 2009

shlong

a ridiculously large penis that can only be achieved by surgery.

I was watching porn and this guy had a shlong so massive i chopped mine off in respect for it.

by i am legitimate July 21, 2009