skeletor

A pile of bones who calls himself a man. Lies incessantly glorifying himself and his life to manipulate lonely desperate women for housing and money.

"Whoa, that skeletor looking dude is your mom's boyfriend?! I thought he was just a Halloween decoration!"

by righteousforme June 19, 2013

Skeletons in the closet

Secrets and several other past memories that you prefer not to talk about with anyone else. This can range from one-night stands to betraying a best friend to as much as killing someone. However, "skeletal" moments don't just have to do with only dark pasts. It can also be about embarrassing moments you've had that you simply feel too awful to speak of.

Someone with barely any or no skeletons in the closet can make it far in a large corporation.

Being married has taught me that if I don't clean up the skeletons in the closet sooner than I should can have abrupt consequences.

by josalv3 August 18, 2009

sans the skeleton

skeleton who can teleport and has eats ketchup and also dunks you

Bob: That's a sans the skeleton!

by asdfasdf3838383 June 13, 2018

Spooky scary skeleton

They send shivers down your spine

Spooky scary skeletons are really all the same,

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

spooky scary skeletons

Are you joking? They are too spooky. Once I had this friend with a skeleton shirt and I pissed myself and turned into a pussy.

"Me: Are you joing cunt? Dat spooky scary skeletons"

"You: That turned me on gonna spam town of salem chat now"

by efwsr3d February 10, 2015

Skeleton Bay

Nickname for Pelican Bay State Prison, the California DOC maximum-security facility.

"Got some folks in Lompoc and Skeleton Bay" -- E-40

by chris maxy July 12, 2009

Skeetonian

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012