shitzu

A type of dog. Kids in school 11 and below say it in school to substitute a word for "SHIT!" said so they wont get in trouble.

(teacher)Sorry Jimmy, you failed on this test.
(Jimmy)AW SHITZU MY MOM WILL KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THATAWKWARDGUY6996 January 28, 2014

shizzle on da nizzle

1. An african-american who was previously convicted and is therefore not considered 'clean' anymore.
2. A state when there are feces on an african-american.

1. Yo, my man, Orville is one real bad ass motherfuckin' OG, motherfucker. Dere's some serious shizzle on da nizzle, homie.
2. I crapped dem negro on da head, dere some shizzle on da nizzle.

by bumarse November 7, 2009

Shizzing

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

by The Gillz January 3, 2019

fo shizzle

:for sure; derived from Snoop Dogg.

This new doggyfizzle televizzle gon' be off the hizzle, fo shizzle.

by diambenz June 20, 2003

Shizzle McNizzles

Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.

"Check out the jumbo order of SHIZZLE McNIZZLEs I left for you in the toilet, BOI."

by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

faux shizzle

n. An inauthentic attempt to appear urban. Also known as "faking the funk."

Vanilla Ice's faux shizzle made MC Hammer look like an o.g.

by Number 6 January 20, 2005

fo shizzle my nizzle

1.) A shortened form of the phrase "Indeed, that is a prodigious idea, my African-American brother!"

Would you desire some more orange flavoured soda?

fo' shizzle my nizzle!

by Manawski March 30, 2003