Shiz

The act of attempting to push out a shit so hard that one's prostate gland gets stimulated causing one to flacidly ejaculate...thus resulting in a Shiz, see also Jit

My roomate is stupid and doesn't know when to stop pushing before he drops an o ring, and he came while pooping aka Shiz

by Sacuand0710 May 9, 2008

Shiz

A mixture of Shit and Jizz

What out for that pile of buffalo shiz!

by FatMidgetRollingDownTheStairs May 10, 2009

Shiz

A smooshy mixture of shit and jizz after anal intercourse.

This chick shizzed everywhere after i ass raped her.

by the shizzenator December 30, 2008

Shiz

Stuff. I want stuff...I want shiz!

Ive got a new blog...send me comments and shiz and i love you forever!

by Andy May April 22, 2006

Shiz

The combination of shit and jizz. Usually leftover after anal sex.

Dude, after we were done there was a ton of shiz leftover!

by Jordemort July 30, 2011

Shiz

When you're unable to use the word 'shit'. A replacement word for the word shit. Or when something is just so incredibly shitty that you're unable to even use the word shit anymore to justify how shitty it is.

I am going to lose my shiz

This is some crazy shiz

by RandomToast August 18, 2018

no shiz

Like no shit, or no duh. stating the obvious

Person A: You were a dumbass for drinking 12 beers.

Person B: no shiz. i feel like shit.

by csiguy4589 September 26, 2009