ShitsPlode

When one had to take a dump so bad that it leaves shit shrapnel either all in or over the toilet.

Friend 1: Hey bro mind if I come over and we can play some Call Of Duty!?

Friend 2: No sorry man I ate two bowls of bran flakes and "ShitsPloded" the toilet. Shit got real homie!

by LoadHammer July 7, 2017

shitsplain

Bullshitting from a position of authority.

Dude, Mark Zuckerberg shitsplained quantum computing on national television for a full 30 mins. As a former quantum physicist it was unbearable because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

by arocke May 16, 2018

Shitshitballs

When 2 people shit on your balls. Often happens at an orgy.

Hey bro wanna shitshitballs?

by pepisman September 20, 2021

shitsmitten

the need to take a shit, basically.

me: I am shitsmitten, be right back.
him: I don't care if you're shitsmitten or not, hurry up!

by Toadzor March 25, 2009

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

When no grill cheese

me: Im hungry

me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

roomate: bro whats wrong

me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese

roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

by Hehe I cheated February 26, 2021

shitslit

Slang for sphincter/anus/rectum

Put it in your shitslit.

by Tone credit to Matt January 2, 2009

Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

by King Skelvis May 2, 2014