shitsauced

A combination of the words shitfaced and sauced, both meaning extremely drunk.

After a night of heavy drinking, David was looking pretty shitsauced.

by madmax89 July 13, 2009

Shitshatting

Talking and rambling on and on in a social setting with friends about random and ridiculous subjects while drunk or intoxicated in some way. A drunk version of "shooting the shit".

After they left the night club, they went to a nearby coffee shop and were shitshatting all night long until closing.

by Macedonian Mauler December 3, 2009

Shitshaker

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.

Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.

by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016

SHITSHARES

A flury of garbage shares from news articles, fake news, ig, Twitter post and bad memes.

There goes Garcia with his shitshares again.

by Exstoiv April 20, 2018

Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.

Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021

Shitshitballs

When 2 people shit on your balls. Often happens at an orgy.

Hey bro wanna shitshitballs?

by pepisman September 20, 2021