Shinkle

The act of defecating only when you inteded to urinate. A cross between the words Shit and Tinkle.

Margie went to the bathroom to tinkle but instead had to spray the bathroom heavily with room freshener after the shinkle she experienced.

by newwordscreatedhere May 1, 2010

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shitinlaw

Your mother-in-law or father-in-law that you despise.

Oh, fuck! Shitinlaw is coming over!!!!!!!!! Somebody kill me now!

by Inlaw Hater September 15, 2009

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1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.

1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"

by URGFsBF April 29, 2011

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