shitbox

Firefighter's term for an ambulance.

"Christ, this is the third trick in a row the Captain's put me on the shitbox. No prob, I'd rather run some whiffy rectal bleed than a house fire."

by Crawlover July 03, 2004

shitbox

A shitbox is a girls asshole aka. a shitbox!!!
You really want to fuck a bitch her if u kick ass if ur a Noob u stick to pussy like some people i know!!!
REMBER THIS PHRASE!!!!
Dont be a foolie put it in her coolie!!!!

Yo I want to fuck that bitch in her shitbox and blow her spokes!!!

Black People love to do White Girls in their shitboxes!!!

by Nick Lacey January 15, 2008

shitbox

The arse, rectum or anus.

I just jammed it up her shitbox last night!

by Bear January 23, 2003

shitbox

a derogatory term for a television

This f*@king shitbox is sending my head up me hole

by Gerry November 17, 2004

shitbox

The television set. Can also mean the programming.

What is on the shitbox today?

Are you going to watch the shitbox now?

by gifrancis May 10, 2008

shitboxed

The act of receiving a very undesirable package in the mail; usually vulgar, yet always funny! They come in different themes for almost any occasion.

John got busted screwing his girl's best friend, so his fiance sent him an annonymous package; he was totally shitboxed!

by jackson_ruby February 13, 2011

shitbox

A shit box is a person who is shit, kind of like the shit heads who go 0-10-7 and let their carry die in dota, and then when they win because they get carried, they ego you. Shitbox is usually a term used to insult shit players to leave them mentally scarred so they never play again, it tends to make them instant leave if you call them shitbox enough.

game 1:
master_pain: u suck dick, ima fucking rape u asshole u dick sucker
trjial: you're a shitbox, you know that? you fucking let invoker down, u shitbox, u fucking suck, shitbox.

game 2:
trjial: you're a shitbox
master_pain: -left the game-

by lucker1337 August 03, 2011