shitblistering

A BDSM practice involving the injecting of small amounts of other people's faeces under the skin. These then blister.

by meater October 6, 2003

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shitball

1. When you start to poop a solid turd and then a massive explosion of diarrhea shoots out...kind of like a bomb.

2. Shitball can also be used in a burst of exasperation.

1. Friend 1: Man this bathroom smells like poo

Friend 2: Yeah I wouldn't recommend going in the first stall...that Taco Bell last night really gave me a shitball.

2. Shitball! I just cut my finger!

by Titless Cher March 13, 2009

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Shitollocks

For when things are just rubbish.

The wheels fell off my car, that's just shitollocks

by ManOLard November 15, 2012

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ShitBlast

ShitBlast- a fart that smells really bad.

Bro that smells like a Fuckin Shitblast.

by DukeCitym September 30, 2019

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A sad pathetic excuse for a sport, that Americans have the audacity to call Football. It has men mostly fat asses, wearing plastic suits of armor and a helmet. they throw a ball that looks like a giant piece of shit, hence the name. They run around a maximum of 3 minutes, and then get tackled or score a touch down. This makes them feel like men, when in reality actual men play, crazy men that is play Rugby, the sport it's based on. If these fat asses had to play Actual football, where the players run continuously for 45 minutes, most of them would either die or faint from exhaustion.

that's not football, that's shitball.

by joeasffdhgtjaa December 29, 2007

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