shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Shit the Tent 

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

Shit the Tent by Atomics May 29, 2013

A shit pie 

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

A shit pie by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

Shit boner 

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all

I was having a GIANT shit boner last night

Shit boner by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

I'm taking a shit 

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017

Hot Shit Air 

When you go into the washroom and discover quickly that the person before you had a Huge Steaming Dump because you can taste and feel the Hot Shit Air.

I dry heaved when I used the Shitter after Jose shat his guts out. The Hot Shit Air fogged up my safety glasses.

Hot Shit Air by will bitten December 17, 2017