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Shitcunt Deluxe

Similar to a standard shitcunt, but with sat-nav, power steering, and all the bollox!
Your mate bones your missus = Shitcunt
Your mate bones your missus, her mum, and your mum = Shitcunt deluxe!
by Tom Casey December 30, 2003
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Shitcunt

A term used to describe people who are not worth the air they breathe also can be a reference to a backwards wiper, a girl who wipes from back to front.
Women who wipe from back to front are ShitCunts
by Sexyaussie666 November 6, 2012
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Shitcunt

Our mate TJ
TJ is a shitcunt
by Ryan04683 June 20, 2020
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Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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ShitCunt

About 90% of population that use internet dating
There are so many stuck up shallow people on these online dating sites and yet most of them look less attractive then a toad, Fuck those shitcunts I'm finding love the old fashion way, offline!
by GI JAM May 6, 2019
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Shitcunt

Someone who is truly divine and beautiful
That bitch is such a shitcunt
by ThatHotGuyWithTheBigDik June 4, 2018
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ShitCunt

The expression a man says when he can't find the wire to the laptop to charge it.
" ffs I cant find the shitcunt to plug in and charge this fucking laptop "
by Kc10000 January 20, 2020
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