Shit faced

When you get really Zooted off of juice boxes or a girl/boy shits on your face.

Bro I got so shit faced last night.

by Unknown gangsta March 31, 2021

shit faced

to get extremely drunk and start spilling secrets unwanted

"mate you were so shit faced yesterday"

"i wasnt"
"you told a random guy at the bar that you sucked your sisters best friends tits in 4th grade"
"fuck i thought id never say that"
"whaaaa???!!"

by ~the_truth_talker~ July 25, 2017

shit faced

The point of intoxication where you pass out while taking a shit and end up vomiting in your underwear.

Scroggins, got so fucked up last night; he was completely shit faced.

by Charlie Brizown February 14, 2007

Shit Faced

Being really drunk and high that you have completely NOOO idea what you are doing.

she was so shit faced, instead off calmly getting of the bus, like a sober young lady would do, she fell off..

by lulface December 15, 2012

Shit Faced

When a plumber snakes a live sewer line to clear a stoppage and is sprayed in the face with "solids" when removing the snake from the line.

Alternate Definition: Any situation in which "solid wastes" are placed on the face.

"I pulled this toilet to snake the flange and totally got shit faced afterwards. It's not my day today."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

shit faced

A rare disease which causes people to spew shit out of their mouth when they find something funny

John: Hey, did you hear about Simon?
Peter: No, what happened?
John: Someone told him a joke and now he's shit faced

by ballbag connelly February 22, 2009

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014