Shitstorm

A shitstorm refers not to one bad thing happening, but to many bad things happening in a short period of time. Usually describes many unlucky, sad or just awful events pertinent to the person speaking.

Q: How was work today?

A: Sucked! It was one SHITSTORM after another!

by SPLIT_FTW July 30, 2008

Nuclear shitstorm

When shit flys all over the walls and you then scream fuck me sideways and slap your thigh

Holy fuck did Sean philips just cream his pants oh fuck it's everywhere it's a nuclear shitstorm

by da_man1154 April 26, 2017

Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.

My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!

by EDKirk January 20, 2011

Sandusky Shitstorm

When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.

I was recruited by a top national ranked team but gently declined due to the Sandusky Shitstorm.

by Jb23sr July 2, 2016

shitstorm trooper

A boss/assosiate that just won't stop at causing too much stress for his workers/associates. This is basically a tyrant.

That shitstorm trooper needs a reality check or I am gonna clock him. I might just make a smashed watermelon outa his face.

by Deboe July 1, 2006

Shitstorm

A monumentally disastrous outcome or event that nobody wants over their head. Usually caused by an overwhelming amount of smaller negative events(called crap) occurring at the same time hence the term "SHITstorm".

Man: So help me God if you fuck with me one more time, I swear I will unleash such a shitstorm over your pathetic excuse of a soul that people will ship your ass to the Sun just to prevent your stench from reaching them.

by RICKIEdickie May 19, 2009

Egyptian Shitstorm

An advanced sexual prank to perform during ejaculation. To practice this prank, you must pretend to ejaculate into your partners mouth, but right as you climax, turn around and perform the shitstorm onto their face. This is a highly advanced technique in which you need to perfectly time your shitstorm together with the ejaculation.

Girl 1: "How was he in bed girlll?"

Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."

Girl 1: "Oh no"

by EgyptianShitstorm February 19, 2021